I keep thinking as I look at “non-bar” venues for actionchurch that there is a corny joke (and a way to annoy all our iPhone users :-) )  in the process somewhere.

Maybe:

Unlike an iPhone, actionchurch has had two full “bars”, but still has great “services”.

Or:

Unlike an iPhone, even when actionchurch is “out of bars” we’ll still have great “services”.

Or:  ???

I know there’s a bad joke in there somewhere…can you help a brotha out?  

PS.  I tried to get a photo of a cell phone with only two bars…but since I have a Verizon Blackberry it was impossible.  :-)