What I learned from American Idol…

Here’s what I’m sure of after watching last night.

  1. I’m tired of the “bad singers”…
  2. A grown man in a cloak is Never a good thing.
  3. Anyone who can rhyme “stalk her” and “Caulk her” is a musical genius and should be listened to! (and possibly put under surveillance by local law enforcement.)

…remember to say “thank you” when someone says you are a “sexyface”.

Seacrest out.

2 thoughts on “What I learned from American Idol…

  1. Hey Don,

    I heard that the”cloak dude” is looking for a gig. Any chance of him taking the stage at an upcoming action church Sunday? If you do, let me know how he does & I’ll consider booking him :)

  2. That’s a great idea…but since he’s from philly shouldn’t you guys book him so he doesn’t have to drive all the way to York? Gas is expensive…