I had and epiphany as I walked into church yesterday. The people who bring their own Bibles to church are like the people that have their own ball and shoes at the bowling alley…they must be in a “league” I don’t know about.

I guess that makes the dudes with the Bible covers with handles like the bowlers who not only have their own ball and shoes but also wear the “pro” glove and wrist support thingee.

I’m just sayin’…